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A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. Produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41. The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we ...

 A woman gave birth to twins in my car. On my way to work this morning, I saw a pregnant woman standing by the roadside; from the look on her face, she was in severe pain (labor pain) She must have spent some time at the junction waiting for a taxi, but it seemed no taxi was willing to carry her in such a condition. While she was in pain, some other women were comforting her, and the gathering of people caught my attention. I drove past them, and on second thought, I reversed and offered to give her a lift to the hospital. When driving her to the hospital, she was restless, shouting, and uncomfortable. Honestly, I was dead scared. What will I tell people if anything goes wrong? Her shouting became intense before you could say, madam, take it easy. She has given birth to a boy RIGHT IN MY CAR, and she kept saying it's remaining another one. At this point, I don't know if I should park or proceed to the hospital. But I was Dead. 😨😭 I had to muscle up all my safety training and ...

Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she sold a lot of crack as a teenager: “I thought I was going to be a queen pin, for sure. You can get caught up in the scenery. I was rollin’ with some really high rollers at the time. That's a whole ‘nother Jada, a whole ‘nother Jada that would chase somebody down the alley with a switchblade because they stole $700. Or the Jada that would sell crack cocaine and then get set up and two dudes come in with nine-millimeters and she gets a gun put to her head.”