I bet you’ve met countless people whose lack of intelligence could be described as nothing less than surprising. You keep wondering if they even have a brain. You constantly resist the urge to call them stupid every single time they do something plain stupid? But you can’t because that’s very impolite. But how are they going to know they’re stupid if nobody mentions it? Well, you can subtly say it in more euphemistic ways. We thought it would be a good idea to compile the best ones for you to use. Have a great read.
1. I can explain it if you like, but I can't understand for you.
2. He needs to carry a plant to make up for the oxygen he is wasting.
3. A village somewhere is missing their idiot.
4. You aren't the biggest idiot in the word, but you better hope they don't die.
5. When it was raining brains, you had an umbrella.
6. I agree with you, but we would be both wrong.
7. Intelligent thoughts have followed him, but he was faster.
8. You are t53he reason we are having warning labels.
9. If you were half smart as you think you are, you would be twice as you really are.
10. His train of thought is still boarding at the station.